The Price is Right!©
The International Star Registry™
Silent Films
MY 'FAT PANTS' ARE TIGHT!! :-(
Favorite 'Pickup Lines' of the Stars: Jared from Subway(R)
End of the year thoughts - 2k4
How to Make Yourself Completely Miserable in Three Easy Steps
MINDLESS BABBLING - Part I
Chris Rex Life Lesson®#047: Another Phrase Demystified
Chris Rex Life Lesson®#022: Another thing NOT to say to your significant other
Artistic Impressions of Chris Rex - Part I
"The Birds Outside My Window" Poetry by Chris Rex
An open letter to those who murdered Fred Rogers
Pet Names
Chris Rex Life Lesson®#034: The Breakup
Strangled
Chiller Theatre (Happy Halloween)
The Sweet 16
"On The Day After I Die"-reflections by Chris Rex
Chris Rex: Ruler of Greenland
SOUPY SALES and the DEATH POOL (Super-Mega-Show Part I)
Children of the Telephone
I HATE KIDS! (Misery loves company)
My Dream Job!
I hate my friend Dan (a poem)
The Soccer Coach
Observing the 'Rex' language, Part I
The most powerful word in the english language
The end of 'Survivor I' -THANK GOD THAT BITCH LOST!
"My Bad Haircut" (a poem by Chris Rex)
"Jesus Christ, I'm trying to eat...Could you PLEASE choke somewhere else?"
"Survivor"is a steaming load of crap
Don't Waste Your Enemies!
CHRIS REX! HELP! Everyone else is making money on the internet but ME! ALL OF THE GOOD 'WWW' NAMES ARE TAKEN!!
Diary of Ling Lau: a Panda Bear in captivity
Y2K-Predictions and Survival Tips (Y2K can suck my...)
A note to myself
A letter from Guilt Rex (12/9/99)
"When Loyal Rex attacks"...tonight on FOX 5
She- A Followup(featuring Loyal Rex)
SPECIAL THANKSGIVING MESSAGE!
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